Read and understood. They're kinda familiar.
2) How you got here - if you're directly from Elliquiy or someone referred you, for example.
Almost directly, I clicked on the admin's Twitter by mistake and noticed something about Exalted.
3) If you are not from a place that already does age verification, confirmation that you are at least seventeen years of age.
I'm over twice that.
4) If you want in on the Minecraft network, you'll want to post your username after your approval
No, but thanks.
5) A declaration that you are in fact a human being - or at least sapient enough to provide meaningful interaction. Really, the above will suffice, if you're feeling particularly dull.
I'm a sophont, indeed, as my UPP should prove!